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Feb 13

Dawwwwwgs! I love ‘em. They’re like all the good bits of children, and you don’t have to wait for years before you can jump in the water with them!

Dawwwwwgs! I love ‘em. They’re like all the good bits of children, and you don’t have to wait for years before you can jump in the water with them!

Dec 20

this was on the first 5 minutes of American TV I’ve seen

this was on the first 5 minutes of American TV I’ve seen

Sep 09

my-esl-student:

Let’s live in the space!  You don’t need to worry about losing weight any longer, so you can eat as much as you want.  Also you don’t need to worry about borders and lands, so you can build a big house as long as you want because we don’t know the end of the space.

New favourite blog

my-esl-student:

Let’s live in the space!  You don’t need to worry about losing weight any longer, so you can eat as much as you want.  Also you don’t need to worry about borders and lands, so you can build a big house as long as you want because we don’t know the end of the space.

New favourite blog

Jul 17

Elder Wand on eBay
Given the extreme rarity (only one made) and absolute power one could hold is the reason for such a high starting bid and no returns because who knows you could just swap it out for just any ol’ stick and I would have to take it to ebay to resolve and I don’t need the hassle.

Elder Wand on eBay

Given the extreme rarity (only one made) and absolute power one could hold is the reason for such a high starting bid and no returns because who knows you could just swap it out for just any ol’ stick and I would have to take it to ebay to resolve and I don’t need the hassle.

Jun 29

I feel like I am talking to a mentally challenged child when I write to the council.
I got a parking fine (wrongly) and I’m now up my 3rd try of explaining as SLOWLY and CALMLY as I can (via mail, which pisses me off even more because I have to PAY each time just for the privelige), while attaching pretty pictures of their own fucking parking sign, that if something says Monday to Friday, it does not apply on a Sunday. Do I reaaally have to take this to court?

I feel like I am talking to a mentally challenged child when I write to the council.

I got a parking fine (wrongly) and I’m now up my 3rd try of explaining as SLOWLY and CALMLY as I can (via mail, which pisses me off even more because I have to PAY each time just for the privelige), while attaching pretty pictures of their own fucking parking sign, that if something says Monday to Friday, it does not apply on a Sunday. Do I reaaally have to take this to court?

Jun 23

first time in Melbourne tonight, I’ll never be cool enoughhh

first time in Melbourne tonight, I’ll never be cool enoughhh

May 04

I am 16c short of being able to buy myself and my partner’s tickets to minimumwagesforaweekfest and any money I transfer won’t be in until Friday, so instead I’m going to spend approximately $400 less on a not-Splendour party!
projector/ runaway/ alcohol/ winter fire
Seriously though, you want to charge me $30 for the PRIVILEGE of using my *own* car after giving you more money than I would to an airline for an international flight to the UK? Fuck you right back, Splendour

I am 16c short of being able to buy myself and my partner’s tickets to minimumwagesforaweekfest and any money I transfer won’t be in until Friday, so instead I’m going to spend approximately $400 less on a not-Splendour party!

projector/ runaway/ alcohol/ winter fire

Seriously though, you want to charge me $30 for the PRIVILEGE of using my *own* car after giving you more money than I would to an airline for an international flight to the UK? Fuck you right back, Splendour

Apr 08

Queen St Mall, 1959.

Queen St Mall, 1959.

Apr 07

 
My first not-casual job! It is so weird for me to think that I can go on holiday and BE PAID FOR IT.
Within a week of starting, I am getting *3* paid public holiday days!

My first not-casual job! It is so weird for me to think that I can go on holiday and BE PAID FOR IT.

Within a week of starting, I am getting *3* paid public holiday days!

Mar 31

Making a funeral CD for my nanna

Included in the funeral home’s ‘recommended instrumental funeral music’ is:

I would like ALL of these at mine plz.